I wrote this post beforehand and I completely deleted it because I felt it was pointless and useless and really just not even funny.
NOT EVEN BLOODY FUNNY. THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS, and damn annoying.
Also. Dear Robyn, if you do ever happen to come across this, I promise, it wasn't you that triggered it.
But seriously.
Time for a lesson. Let's take everyone all the way back to grade 4:
Then:
I ate my eyes when I saw your stupidity, THEN I peed them out again.
Than:
My ass would be smaller THAN my boobs, if unicorns existed. Sigh.
They're:
You better come see this shit, the ants are taking over and THEY'RE all over this joint y'all.
Their:
But bloody hell these ants must be rich as hell, you should see THEIR anthills, them apples are big as hell.
There:
I had this buddy once, he drove over my foot, he didn't realise that it was right THERE behind the wheel.
Your:
I wish YOUR ass would just swallow YOUR head. I've never been able to say that to my friends with a straight serious face.
You're:
By jeebers, I think YOU'RE all now ready to go out into the world and do something with your pathetic lives...
People, remind me to stay off of Bumper Sticker in the future.
UPDATE: Someone just misspelt pretenD. Seriously. Help?
Little-J.
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