I've decided.

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Posted by Juané 9:04 AM

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So yeah i've been sick as a lion, because I looked a gift lion in the mouth and that lion in my hand was worth two in the bush, but who gives a damn anyway. (Shot Phil.) But every time anyone hears that I've been so sick I get the same corny lame joke. (Honestly guys I really don't find it funny, more like sad, I weep for your intelligence when you even try to make that joke.) The joke being:

Do you have swine flu?

Followed by this lame corny giggle and the same pissed off annoyed look from my side. Well today I decided that next time someone does that joke I should just start saying: Yeah actually I do, It's killing my immune system, thanks a lot for laughing you dick. And they can get all bleak and sorry and I'll have this warm fuzzy feeling in my heart, and then if I really dislike the person, I'll take off that idiot white mask they make you wear:




And cough on those motherfuckers! Yeah you heard me, I'll cough on your balls buddy. Okay maybe not, but believe me, I'll try my best to give you one of the three bloody sicknesses that I have.

Sadly though once again, none of them are Swine Flu or The Black Lung. Come on really, how hard is it to give me at least one funny thing?? Really, having to explain to people what I have is like reading an entry in an encyclopedia. One you get on an LP and it has some scratches and replays over and over cause no one understands you. Because you're telling them all about this lame illness cause someone thought it'd be funny not to give you something cool. Well fuck you buddy.

I'm going to go sulk and eat my pizza.
With hopes of awesomeness
Little-J.

Update:I don't even fucking eat pizza, that shit was horrible.

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