I also just had to tell it to my one guy friend who seriously hates me right now, probably.
me: So:
I'm chilling at work today right, and my co-workers start talking about boobs and sizes and shit right. Which I find mildly awkward, cause eh, It's not my normal group of people who'd say shit like that.
Anyway, so she's all yeah what's your size?
I reply:
I'm totally a C cup, bitch.
She goes: Yeh, but what size? So I'm like whut? 34.
So she's like: Yeah, my boobs are way bigger.
I'm like: THE FUCK NOT
Girl goes:
Totally a 36 A.
So I laughed, A LOT.
'Cause not only does that just mean she's fatter than I am,
but she's also got small boobs.
(and don't hate on my hate, this chick called me fat the other day! THE FUCK CHICK, THE FUCK.)
Regardless to say, buddy did not enjoy over share. But it was amazing.
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