(The MLIA was just cause that sentence sounded like an MLIA.)
This morning at about 6AM my dad pops up. (Now for those of you who don't know, I normally never wake up before ten and never function before twelve.) He has this stack of papers with him and a pen, props the pen in my hand and goes "Sign here please."
So I casually ask him, why, and what is this. Where-to he replies: "Don't worry about it." "It's just a witness thing." "Now, I need you to sign before you're too awake." "You'll see I signed it too." "Could you try sign it nicely please." and this last reply I'm not too sure about, seeing as I was pretty much still asleep. "Don't worry, your mom's already at work." I signed it, though as he was leaving I was all, "So yeah, what, I probably just signed my life away, right?" He just laughed. FML.
(The FML was just cause that paragraph sounded like an FML.)
I'm pretty sure tomorrow a big scary truck will stop in-front of my house and hooded men quite resembling these:
just a lot less KKK-y.
Will run out to my front door, break it down, take me and go pawn me off. Yeah life sounds pretty cool right now. So today I will totally eat WHATEVER I want in case this is actually true. I will run around naked and I will tell people what I think about them.
Anyway.
When I woke up I asked him about it, the most he could say was. "You know your dad won't do anything illegal."
Yeah, I'm going to die, ain't I?
With last loves.
Little-J.
oh man, i lol'd so hard
i love you!!!