With Regard To My Newborn Arachnid Kids.

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Posted by Juané 4:04 PM

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SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I just want to pee okay.
Please.

SWEET BABY JESUS


Honestly, what did I ever do to you. It's not like I kill you guys, I don't go close enough. Is it 'cause I accidentally might have doomed you? And I totally don't mean DOOM because well, shut up okay. I DON'T DESERVE THIS. Look at that guy, so fucking non-chalant, just chilling there, taunting the shit out of me. Just like bloody Mexicans, with their Piñatas and sombreros and that little mouse guy. Yeah that Speedy Gonzales. With their Sweet Baby Jesus. Man, I hate spiders.

Update: So, my brother just came to me and asked me if I had DOOMed the spider. My reply? No, no, I haven't. He's all: 'It's curled into a ball'. I get excited, seeing as I've been waiting three hours to pee. He goes in, lifts up the spider a bit, yeah it moved. So I ran away screaming like a 3 year old girl calmly walked back to my computer chair.

On a completely unrelated note:

theboyinthestripedpajamas


Probably one of THE most depressing yet amazingly shocking movies I've seen in a long time. I'm still pretty keen to read the book, which I might do sooner than later now. A shockingly sad tale of a little German boy be-friending a Jewish kid in a concentration camp. Watch this when you feel like watching something good. Yet if you feel sad or not up to much. Then hide the knives and stay away from movies like these.

On a completely second unrelated note.

Last night I made a batsignal for my lamp. needless to say I broke my lamp five minutes before I could try it out.

Idiotic love
Little-J.

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