Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts

Sink Into Me.

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Posted by Juané 12:20 PM

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Oh man, oh man! This is party time.
I swear it's not a hobby, I just happened to come across this quite a few times and tonight, I have decided to blog about it!

So firstly this is all about how people just look way too alike for comfort. Yesterday while at work a girl I went to school with's mom came into our store. she kept looking all awkwardly, took my hand and was all, "-name- right??" So I'm like, er no. Though that's not the first time that's happened. But really now?


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HEY DARREN, YOU'RE MENTIONED IN MY BLOG!

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Anyway, I was watching the All American Rejects music video, Gives You Hell, and I remembered how many times I've seen how, veryveryvery, alike Tyson Ritter and Cillian Murphy look! Also what's even more funnier is how when you go out searching for images of these two; within the Google results for both of them you find an image where someone has compared them with Tom Welling.

Proof:


But they're not the only two that could've been twins in this world. How about Michael Angarano and Shia LaBeouf?



Creepy? I think so.
Anyway, It's bed time for me!
Love tons.
Little-J.

Dead Skin.

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Posted by Juané 3:18 PM

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It's late, fuck that shit. I'm having a mad party here brohymn, all by myself yo. Okay, not really, I won't lie I'm bored to death and pretty amazed that I'm still awake. I got woken at like 9AM this morning (taking into consideration that the black lung kept me up till 5AM) being told that, when I wake up the maid would like to vaccuum my room. Well thanks a lot hey, like I'm sure it would've been rad had that been said when I actually did wake up, but it's cool, seeing now that I am awake, go on, vaccuum. Needless to say, she only vaccuumed my room at like 11. WTF!!ONEONE11

So we had another google discovery today, my friend and her boyfriend were talking about Jennifer Aniston and how he thinks she'd be totally hot naked, and she disagreed, yet after only typing "Jennifer Aniston" she found this second result might I point out:




And both her and I agreed with said boyfriend after seeing this. Afterwards we got into a rant about how you can google for something so normal and end up finding such fucked up shit, I lovingly shared my previous findings with her, she loved it. If you consider a "WTF dude, what the hell." loving it. [like how googling "god strangles cats" gets you to end up here: WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11

Anyway I think Jennifer can chill here alone for tonight, seeing as she's so adamant about taking up my whole blog, bloody women, always at the center of attention trying to show off size. Or would that be men, fuck it, it can't resize either-way. Meds are kicking in, I badly need to pee and my black lung feels neglected. Amping a jol tomorrow boedies.
Hah.
Little-J.

Energy Food Drink

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Posted by Juané 2:16 AM

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Excuse me but can someone please tell me what the hell? Honestly who ever decided that making a food drink (that makes me cry a little inside every time I read it) would be a good idea? Though what I'm talking about is just ready made Milo (which makes me even more sad that they thought this would be a suitable subtitle for something so amazing.)

HAAAH and better yet even, so here I am trying to get some Posi photos of the readymade milo box I just drank out of, seeing as I'm too lazy to take one myself. and I end up getting pictures of Milo Ventimiglia :




and then this damn creepy artwork by Milo Manara Gullivera :




Just every bloody thing but my milo box. So alas I will now take five minutes out of typing this to bring you a top of the range picture of MILO! :




Honestly though, I'm never fucking googling anything again, look at that shit, naked men, naked cartoon women, all while looking for a chocolaty drink?? Danmit! Anyway, happy to say my black lung is still there.

Though now I will sleep some more.
Get mad, you son of a bitch.
-little-j-

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