Showing posts with label Party Mode. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Party Mode. Show all posts

Step In Time.

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Posted by Juané 2:34 AM

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After Robyn left I had my lovely friend Kristen here for a day. But more on her later.

A few days after that my dear friends Amy-Sue and Tayla came for a short visit. This short visit included watching The Killers live at the Coca-Cola Dome. It was amazing. So nice and I liked it a lot.




We had such a nice time and hung out with my friends at my house, playing drinking games and behaving like morons. Yet it was still pretty cool.

After this I met up with Kristen again, as well as James, Nich and Nicole. We went out last night and partied it up. Behaving this time like silly fools and driving around yelling also waking my friend Phil up at 2 AM with drunk dials. It was a good few weeks.

Thanks Amy-Sue.
Thanks Tayla.
Thanks Nich.
Thanks Kristen.
Thanks James.
Thanks Nicole.
Thanks Robyn.
Thanks Hein.
Thanks Friends.
Sorry Phil.
It was nice.
So nice.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

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Posted by Juané 1:15 PM

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What. The. Heck.

But hey, we drove past an older model of Eleanor the other night. Mildly scared by the intense turn of the steering wheel and freak out show my brother put on, I saw the car and stared in awe. Yet, even though I was pretty much dressed like a cheap hooker (aftermath of a dress up party.) and the car was parked on a street corner. Nothing was going to stop me:



And again:



Isn't she just gorgeous.

On a slightly different note. I think I'll be studying Journalism.
:)
This post is pointless.

Little-J.

I broke the seal.

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Posted by Juané 6:15 AM

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So I wake up this morning. Now I'm really buggered from lack of sleep but THE FUCK. I want to party.
I haven't wanted to party in like two bloody damn months. Yes anyway.

So at about eleven I decide that it's bloody party day. I mean come on. It's friday and I really feel like going out getting shit-faced and enjoying it. So I sms friend number one. And get this shit, he already has plans to go out tonight. What a deeck. anyway. I sms friend number two and I'm like, so what're we doing tonight? "Dunno, but i'll come over after class." Sweet deal, I have cane. "I'll buy creme soda, be there in ten." WHAT IT'S NOT PARTY TIME YET??!?!?! But okay cool.

So she comes we party, we cane train, we finish 250ML of cane, well mostly me, seeing as I'm probably either a raging alcoholic, a stingy jew or just a very fast drinker.... (and she's on antibiotics.)
Eitherway, I think I'm brilliant.

Look this is what I drank today:



So anyway buddy Phil, yeah dude, I so totally spoke about you and mentioned how fucking bonkers 3OH!3 is in a car, and those fucking noodles and milkshakes, and accident and hitting kids with cars: SHIT!

Anyway buddy Phil points out that I'm saying some amazing sentences... here is proof of like three of those...



And well of course he said yes.... So naturally...



And then this shit happened, and I felt mildly bad, and yet mildly awesome:



And then on MSN I was all chuffed thinking shit, I'm a pretty girl apparently I need to do some pretty girl shit, and be all girl like....

Yeah that lasted about five seconds:



Naturally, I have concluded that I'm crude, and then I was like, hey Phil what's that status where you once had the word crude in. So we both start looking for this, I'm like HEY BITCH DID YOU DELETE IT. Turns out he didn't, turns out it was the word crass.

Anyway, so on the drive home (we went to buy LARVA) [really Phil, larva is an AMAZING word] and went to get Macdonalds. So on the way back I try throw the packet out of the window into and open dust bin, needless to say I missed and the car behind us found it amazingly hilarious.

Off to pee.
♥
Little-J.

Dead Skin.

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Posted by Juané 3:18 PM

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It's late, fuck that shit. I'm having a mad party here brohymn, all by myself yo. Okay, not really, I won't lie I'm bored to death and pretty amazed that I'm still awake. I got woken at like 9AM this morning (taking into consideration that the black lung kept me up till 5AM) being told that, when I wake up the maid would like to vaccuum my room. Well thanks a lot hey, like I'm sure it would've been rad had that been said when I actually did wake up, but it's cool, seeing now that I am awake, go on, vaccuum. Needless to say, she only vaccuumed my room at like 11. WTF!!ONEONE11

So we had another google discovery today, my friend and her boyfriend were talking about Jennifer Aniston and how he thinks she'd be totally hot naked, and she disagreed, yet after only typing "Jennifer Aniston" she found this second result might I point out:




And both her and I agreed with said boyfriend after seeing this. Afterwards we got into a rant about how you can google for something so normal and end up finding such fucked up shit, I lovingly shared my previous findings with her, she loved it. If you consider a "WTF dude, what the hell." loving it. [like how googling "god strangles cats" gets you to end up here: WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11

Anyway I think Jennifer can chill here alone for tonight, seeing as she's so adamant about taking up my whole blog, bloody women, always at the center of attention trying to show off size. Or would that be men, fuck it, it can't resize either-way. Meds are kicking in, I badly need to pee and my black lung feels neglected. Amping a jol tomorrow boedies.
Hah.
Little-J.

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