Showing posts with label The Bloggess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Bloggess. Show all posts

When I Grow Up.

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Posted by Juané 3:01 PM

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I WANT TO BE THIS FUCKING BRILLIANT:

thatisall.
Little-J.

Nerd. Psssh.

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Posted by Juané 4:01 AM

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Okay so today I woke up at 11.
Yes ELEVEN. It felt pretty damn amazing.
Regardless of the fact that I have been doing nothing since then and I'm behind as fuck on university work thanks to being sick. Now I'm just procrastinating, because I'm angry, because I was sick, and that made me fall behind. :( But It's cool. I'm just freaking out again a bit.

Moving on, I so totally made a funny:




And then I got called a nerd because the first thing I could think of is, "I'm so totally putting this in my blog." Life is hard kids, real hard. But check it out, I totally seem to be getting a hang of that Facebook Chat thing. Though I won't lie. It still does not make it any cooler. It still sucks.

So seriously:

Dear Victor: There is a pile of business suits for the dry-cleaners that have been in the closet for 5 months. We both work at home. The fuck, Victor?

She's worth it! I would not lie to you. If I grew up to be just like her, I'd be the happiest person on earth. This woman is amazing, and her husband is made of hardcore and win. I also so totally just realised that the fact that my sign out name is Little-J...

Dear Bloggess, I assure you I'm not referring to myself as mini you, It's just my nickname and it originated form the Gossip Girl Series.
I'm pretty sure now I can't be sued or locked up for being a crazy person.

My blog sucks when it's not angry. This makes me sad.
Hah!
Little-J.

It's So Angry.

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Posted by Juané 1:18 AM

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Okay so even after the copious amounts of times my buddy Phil has told me my blog is EXTREMELY angry, I still didn't seem to give a damn. But last night I showed it to my other friend Kristen and she didn't seem to think I was all normal in my head, the word angry and why popped up quite a lot during our conversation (which might I say was on FBchat).

Anyway.
Buddy phil linked me to this site where all your dreams get made true because damn oh damn it's just SO CUTE:





Anyway, I wanna be like that guy when I grow up.
ALSO
I had an AMAZING find last night, as I got into bed I took my iPod to see what I'll listen to tonight. And can you believe it.
I own a band called |BLACK LUNGS| I've never been this happy in my life. Man.

Black lung send's it's regards.
Little-J.

Dead Skin.

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Posted by Juané 3:18 PM

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It's late, fuck that shit. I'm having a mad party here brohymn, all by myself yo. Okay, not really, I won't lie I'm bored to death and pretty amazed that I'm still awake. I got woken at like 9AM this morning (taking into consideration that the black lung kept me up till 5AM) being told that, when I wake up the maid would like to vaccuum my room. Well thanks a lot hey, like I'm sure it would've been rad had that been said when I actually did wake up, but it's cool, seeing now that I am awake, go on, vaccuum. Needless to say, she only vaccuumed my room at like 11. WTF!!ONEONE11

So we had another google discovery today, my friend and her boyfriend were talking about Jennifer Aniston and how he thinks she'd be totally hot naked, and she disagreed, yet after only typing "Jennifer Aniston" she found this second result might I point out:




And both her and I agreed with said boyfriend after seeing this. Afterwards we got into a rant about how you can google for something so normal and end up finding such fucked up shit, I lovingly shared my previous findings with her, she loved it. If you consider a "WTF dude, what the hell." loving it. [like how googling "god strangles cats" gets you to end up here: WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11

Anyway I think Jennifer can chill here alone for tonight, seeing as she's so adamant about taking up my whole blog, bloody women, always at the center of attention trying to show off size. Or would that be men, fuck it, it can't resize either-way. Meds are kicking in, I badly need to pee and my black lung feels neglected. Amping a jol tomorrow boedies.
Hah.
Little-J.

Believe Me, I'm Lying.

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Posted by Juané 2:27 PM

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Hey buddy, yes you emotional fat whore. I'm talking to you. (You know who you are.) -This is my happy post? See I wasn't lying. But here goes?- ONEONE!!11

So today I have been in one of THE best moods I've ever found myself in (beside for that little glitch in the previous post of course) and pretty much because I'm drama free today. :) I couldn't care less about anything that has ever caused drama in my life ever. EVAR!!ONEONE11.

Anyway, seeing as I want to remember this day and how really good I felt earlier, and in ways still do I, took some photos of myself smiling. Now if you know me, you'll know that I HATE smiling on photos, it makes me look siff, FATTEH DISLIKES.! But I did it and here is a montage of my favourite ones:




I also did something today I've never done in my life, and that is phone strangers for my work and tell them their shit has arrived, or we couldn't get their shit. I feel stoked with myself.

Also above mentioned person, my buddy Phil and I have been trolling all over this AMAZING site found here:
WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11
click this link, it'll change your life. It's been A Day To Remember. (heehee)

Over and Out.
Little-J.

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