Okay so firstly. See Phil! Told ya.
FUNNEH BONE!
Who the hell ever thought yelling out profanities while in excruciating pain would be funneh? Who thought it'd be FUNEH to name the bone in your body that hurts the most from the smallest hit a FUNNY BONE? THE FUCK!

Just to make stress day a bit better for my buddy:
"It doesn't make sense though, like, fat kids are supposed to be NICE. Otherwise people don't want to be friends with them."

Then:
Headliner for today:



Anyway, that was 19 (41 nao) minutes and more ago, no one seems to appreciate that comment cause it's being ignored.
LIFE ROCKS!!ONEONE11
Also random guy that added me that I have in common with said above person. I DENY YOU THE FRIEND REQUEST!

I'm tired. This sucks. Apologies. But hey, check this out:



I'll try make this a better blog one day I swear.
With tales of disheartened-ness.
Little-J.

So yeah i've been sick as a lion, because I looked a gift lion in the mouth and that lion in my hand was worth two in the bush, but who gives a damn anyway. (Shot Phil.) But every time anyone hears that I've been so sick I get the same corny lame joke. (Honestly guys I really don't find it funny, more like sad, I weep for your intelligence when you even try to make that joke.) The joke being:

Do you have swine flu?

Followed by this lame corny giggle and the same pissed off annoyed look from my side. Well today I decided that next time someone does that joke I should just start saying: Yeah actually I do, It's killing my immune system, thanks a lot for laughing you dick. And they can get all bleak and sorry and I'll have this warm fuzzy feeling in my heart, and then if I really dislike the person, I'll take off that idiot white mask they make you wear:



And cough on those motherfuckers! Yeah you heard me, I'll cough on your balls buddy. Okay maybe not, but believe me, I'll try my best to give you one of the three bloody sicknesses that I have.

Sadly though once again, none of them are Swine Flu or The Black Lung. Come on really, how hard is it to give me at least one funny thing?? Really, having to explain to people what I have is like reading an entry in an encyclopedia. One you get on an LP and it has some scratches and replays over and over cause no one understands you. Because you're telling them all about this lame illness cause someone thought it'd be funny not to give you something cool. Well fuck you buddy.

I'm going to go sulk and eat my pizza.
With hopes of awesomeness
Little-J.

Update:I don't even fucking eat pizza, that shit was horrible.

It's late, fuck that shit. I'm having a mad party here brohymn, all by myself yo. Okay, not really, I won't lie I'm bored to death and pretty amazed that I'm still awake. I got woken at like 9AM this morning (taking into consideration that the black lung kept me up till 5AM) being told that, when I wake up the maid would like to vaccuum my room. Well thanks a lot hey, like I'm sure it would've been rad had that been said when I actually did wake up, but it's cool, seeing now that I am awake, go on, vaccuum. Needless to say, she only vaccuumed my room at like 11. WTF!!ONEONE11

So we had another google discovery today, my friend and her boyfriend were talking about Jennifer Aniston and how he thinks she'd be totally hot naked, and she disagreed, yet after only typing "Jennifer Aniston" she found this second result might I point out:



And both her and I agreed with said boyfriend after seeing this. Afterwards we got into a rant about how you can google for something so normal and end up finding such fucked up shit, I lovingly shared my previous findings with her, she loved it. If you consider a "WTF dude, what the hell." loving it. [like how googling "god strangles cats" gets you to end up here: WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11

Anyway I think Jennifer can chill here alone for tonight, seeing as she's so adamant about taking up my whole blog, bloody women, always at the center of attention trying to show off size. Or would that be men, fuck it, it can't resize either-way. Meds are kicking in, I badly need to pee and my black lung feels neglected. Amping a jol tomorrow boedies.
Hah.
Little-J.

Okay, so for the past two weeks I've been sick, SICK fuck fuck fuck sick.

(excuse the cursing.)

It has now reached an amazing level of annoyance and I will now go hang myself off an elevator shaft, just because it seems pretty cool. I cannot stop coughing, NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT, so don't tell me shit about water and cough syrup and antibiotics and drinking pigs blood. Cause I will tell you to shove that up your peepee. :)

Personally I think I have the Black Lung:



Like that last one? JUST WORSE

And hey I'm sure if you x-rayed me right now something like this:



would pop up.

Mmmh, no sympathy for me, no no no, just a STOP COUGHING, fuck. Hahaha, this post bitches a lot, I am aware of that, they won't all. Also I don't have anything else on my PC that's worth showing, or writing about since I'm busy moving everything I have to my new one. The new one just doesn't have internet yet, but from tomorrow. It will.

so sick, so sick of being tired and oh so tired of being sick.

Update: I don't have the black lung. :( This makes me sad, yet I am stuck with 3 other illnesses. Win for me.