Showing posts with label Philip Wilson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Philip Wilson. Show all posts

I guess I'm hopeless.

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"One day-
we'll look back on this weird relationship
and agree that us meeting
was the best coincidence in our lives."

-Philip Gordon Wilson.



I guess I love you.

Jun-A.
<3

Having A Mare?

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No no, apparently that does not mean shoving a full grown lady horse out of your vulva. Quite saddening right? Yeah, I know. This does though mean having a really good time, a time so good that it literally borders on becoming a nightmare. Well that's at least what I got told by Philip and his Rhodes buddies.

Anyway, back to the point. For the past eleven days I've been in Durban; the most magical place known to man. Where the people are laid back, the drivers take their time, the weather is unpredictable and everything is just snazzy. I went down to Durban for what I've already mentioned to be Splashy Fen as well as to see THIS MAN:



I won't lie, it was probably one of the best 2 week vacations I've ever had. I didn't do much after Splashy, though I did go and watch How To Train Your Dragon. I also had a friend/chef prepare a big Indian themed feast for us: bean bunnies, chicken tiki masala and more. Met a Swedish girl who had me taste a Snus My great friend Sophie had me taste a Snus, and I went on a long walk around Philip's neighbourhood taking photos with and of him.

I 'particularly' like this one he took of me:



Overall it was amazing and I had such a lovely time with all my friends. Maybe I'll put up some pictures maybe I won't. But for now.
Thank you Splashy.
Thank you Friends.
Thank you Durban.
Thank you Philip.
I love you all.
Jun-A.
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This is a story.

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all about how my life (insert Fresh Prince Of Bel Air lyrics here but not really) was ruined by one little kitten and my boyfriend.

The Instigator aka Satan's helper: Philip Wilson.

The Target: Juané van Dyk.

Satan: (as shown below)



The aftermath:


(clickety, click, makes it big)

Also, I'm just pointing out here that between "R.U.I.N.E.D." And "♥" I got a million sad faces on Gtalk. How am I supposed to be a bitch then? Even when my life is ruined. I guess that just ruins it even more.

Sheesh.
Thanks guys.
You suck.

In Five Years Time.

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So, remember I said it was my birthday?
Well, this is part two, the part that's all about my buddy/gorgeous boy Phil.
It starts off about ten minutes to twelve on the 5th of March 2010, my phone rings. My friend Kristen on the other side wishing me a happy birthday planning to be the last person I talk to while 18. Her plan: failed. As soon as I put it down, my phone rings again, Philip on the other side. Planning to kick Kristen's plan's ass. Which he did, by also being the last person to talk to me on my birthday as well.

Today I got my present from him in the post.



I was super excited, and super nervous, cause all I got told was that it was super kitsch. (And really, Phil, I did not feel like having to tell you I don't like what you got me.) But Turns out he got me this awesome shirt, to fully match his awesome shirt.



Along with that he went and got me a jersey, that is too kitsch for life, but is actually so warm and comfy that I don't know why I want to wear anything else ever again. He also wrote me two very lovely letters, plastered with very cute stickers all over. It was all just too amazing, I laughed a lot and loved it to bits.



Thank you Philip for my presents.
I love you.
Jun-A.

Worst Poem Ever.

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Seriously.

Conversation I had with Phil today about him having extra lectures:

Phil: I'll live.
But i'll miss you.

Juane: You'll live.
Suck it up,
Grow a pair.

Phil:Shut your face,
I want to kiss you everywhere!
It rhymes with grow a pair. :)

Juane: Wow.
WORST. POEM. EVER.

Yeah that's pretty much all I have to say.

Postal Service.

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No, not the band. Though the band is amazing, yes this we know. But i'm talking about post! Post packages! Parcels!

I love getting post, just as much as I love sending post.
I love it all way too much.

So imagine my excitement when I went to the post office the other day only to find a little piece of paper in our post box telling me I have a parcel waiting for me.



See, about two weeks ago two of my friends, Graham and Sarah, went down to Grahamstown for the weekend. Then the one day they went out with my friend Nich, my boyfriend Phil and one of their friends Ruth. Somewhere along the line they passed a lovely little second hand shop and Phil got me these lovely little trinkets from there.



He then sent this to me: A lovely little secondhand jewelry box, two cute-kitsch friends, a letter and a flash disk containing music I had wanted. Along with this, a mix for me with another letter in the mix file. It was quite a nice surprise and it definitely made my day.

So, Phil, thank you for my lovely presents.
And welcome to blogger.

Jun-A.

Orphans In Our Own Way

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So, today is valentines day. First off. Happy valentines day to everyone. Happy Chinese New Year to everyone. Happy birthday to my friend Kavi.

So, I'm usually not a big fan of all this loving stuff, the whole doodle diddle. Mainly because I've just never felt like getting into it and it's silly spending money on a day like this. I still don't go all mushy and such, but this year I did do something kinda cool (and tasty for me) for my boyfriend.

Click here to see the whole thing.
So happy valentines day Phil. You're quite kiff if you ask me.

Other than that, I went to quite a cool show last night. Went to go watch aKING and Wrestlerish play an acoustic set about 20 minutes away from home. It was quite hot, quite small, quite loud. But my word, was it worth it. These bands never cease to amaze.

I'll also be returning to Splashy Fen this year once again. It's about a month and a half away. Which makes me quite excited. Also I asked last night and Werner Olckers (leadsinger for Wrestlerish) said that they signed the contract to play Splashy yesterday morning. I'm quite happy.

Anyway.
Love to all.
<3
Jun-A.

Death For My Birthday.

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So it's been ages. I'm sorry, but in a not-really-sorry-kind-of-way. You see I went on vacation. And it was amazing. And I can't say I really cared that this didn't get updated.

THOUGH.

I forgot my camera. So all the photos on this blog-post was taken by my lovely friend Kristen or her camera.


Thank you for the photos Kristen.

Quite a lot happened, but all in all. It was pretty much just amazing.
We did lovely things such as visit the beach, watch old John Cleese movies and picnic. I didn't go to one gig, which is a first for a Durban vacation. We had a few parties, played some pool, some jenga, some black-horse-vodka-pong. NOT TO MENTION OWNED AT 30 SECONDS.


I picked myself up a stekkie. Most commonly known as my buddy -now boyfriend; what a queer word- Phil.

I simply adore him.

After that my stekkie and I both got ourselves some New shoes.



His is on the left, Signature Jamie Thomas Fallens. Mine on the right, Signature Tom Delonge Macbeths. They're pretty kiff and they make you want to start singing Paolo Nutini's New Shoes song.

After this I came back home, Kristen went back to Cape town and Philip went to Grahamstown. Where there was an outbreak of toy soldiers and Lego houses.

It was a great vacation.
Which I will NEVER forget.
I miss those summer nights.
xxx
Jun-A.

I Literally Mean Literally.

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Okay, so I wasn't sold to slaves, which is kind of a bummer, seeing as I'm as bored as ever. At least with slavery, I'd have something to do, I'd meet new people daily and I'd have some form of payment. Shit, slavery sounds magical. Anyway.

So, for the past, er, April; June; July; August; September, Five months, I've been trying to get my friend Phil (yes this post is to prove you wrong) to watch the series How I Met Your Mother:

awesome, right? i know.


Anyway, so some "unnamed source" (he refers to as everyone - but we all know it was bryan, if I remember correctly) told him it was a "boedie" show. (This means that it's a show jocks watch.) And I honestly beg to differ. So far I've gotten him to agree to watching the first three episodes before he gets any say in the matter, yet I think he should watch the whole series. But we'll get there. Though This is pretty much just a post about the best parts of the show that I can find now.

season one, episode six: Ted

Ted Mosby: I just met the perfect woman. She's funny, she's beautiful, she loves "Star Wars"...
Marshall Eriksen: Woah woah woah, what's her take on Ewoks?
Ted Mosby: Loves them!
Marshall Eriksen: Oh, good. I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks, the Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks.
Ted Mosby: And get this: She's a marine biologist, she spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
Marshall Eriksen: Oh, penguins are cool. Kinda like black-and-white Ewoks. I approve.

< sarcasm >
OHMYWORD, there's a live Fall Out Boy show on TV, I'm cured!
Need To Geek Out!
Geek out with your Deek out.

Anyway...
< / sarcasm >

season four, episode sixteen: Marshall

Ted Mosby: We've all done things in college we regret. Marshall grew a soul patch, wore a rasta hat and asked that everyone call him J.B. Smooth.
Marshall Eriksen: I do not regret that for a second.

season one, episode three: Robin

Guy #2: So where are you from, heaven?
Robin Scherbatsky: That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.
Lily Aldrin: Hey-Oh!

season three, episode five: Barney

Barney Stinson: Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.
His blog. What could also be his blog.

season three, episode nineteen: Lily

Ted Mosby: How was your day?
Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.
Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.

This post is really not funny. Eh, Phil, watch the show dammit!

I mean look:


But really now, point and case: They drink, they curse, they're funny, and people can easily relate to the characters, this is probably one of the best sitcoms since Friends. Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to think that it's actually better than Friends.

:D
Love,
Little-J

I broke the seal.

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So I wake up this morning. Now I'm really buggered from lack of sleep but THE FUCK. I want to party.
I haven't wanted to party in like two bloody damn months. Yes anyway.

So at about eleven I decide that it's bloody party day. I mean come on. It's friday and I really feel like going out getting shit-faced and enjoying it. So I sms friend number one. And get this shit, he already has plans to go out tonight. What a deeck. anyway. I sms friend number two and I'm like, so what're we doing tonight? "Dunno, but i'll come over after class." Sweet deal, I have cane. "I'll buy creme soda, be there in ten." WHAT IT'S NOT PARTY TIME YET??!?!?! But okay cool.

So she comes we party, we cane train, we finish 250ML of cane, well mostly me, seeing as I'm probably either a raging alcoholic, a stingy jew or just a very fast drinker.... (and she's on antibiotics.)
Eitherway, I think I'm brilliant.

Look this is what I drank today:



So anyway buddy Phil, yeah dude, I so totally spoke about you and mentioned how fucking bonkers 3OH!3 is in a car, and those fucking noodles and milkshakes, and accident and hitting kids with cars: SHIT!

Anyway buddy Phil points out that I'm saying some amazing sentences... here is proof of like three of those...



And well of course he said yes.... So naturally...



And then this shit happened, and I felt mildly bad, and yet mildly awesome:



And then on MSN I was all chuffed thinking shit, I'm a pretty girl apparently I need to do some pretty girl shit, and be all girl like....

Yeah that lasted about five seconds:



Naturally, I have concluded that I'm crude, and then I was like, hey Phil what's that status where you once had the word crude in. So we both start looking for this, I'm like HEY BITCH DID YOU DELETE IT. Turns out he didn't, turns out it was the word crass.

Anyway, so on the drive home (we went to buy LARVA) [really Phil, larva is an AMAZING word] and went to get Macdonalds. So on the way back I try throw the packet out of the window into and open dust bin, needless to say I missed and the car behind us found it amazingly hilarious.

Off to pee.

Little-J.

It's So Angry.

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Okay so even after the copious amounts of times my buddy Phil has told me my blog is EXTREMELY angry, I still didn't seem to give a damn. But last night I showed it to my other friend Kristen and she didn't seem to think I was all normal in my head, the word angry and why popped up quite a lot during our conversation (which might I say was on FBchat).

Anyway.
Buddy phil linked me to this site where all your dreams get made true because damn oh damn it's just SO CUTE:





Anyway, I wanna be like that guy when I grow up.
ALSO
I had an AMAZING find last night, as I got into bed I took my iPod to see what I'll listen to tonight. And can you believe it.
I own a band called |BLACK LUNGS| I've never been this happy in my life. Man.

Black lung send's it's regards.
Little-J.

Aequitas - Veritas

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Drama is fucking lesbighey! Yes I said it, it's gayer than lesbians. And the pope only knows that that's fucking ghey. Though I won't lie. I probably deserved today's drama. You want to tempt the lion? Sure go ahead, but don't come crying when it chops your head off after violently flinging your body around cause you've used so much cortisone cream and head-banged in your life that your neck muscles are now made of hardcore and win and lions can't even bite through it.

Anyway on a different note, I am an idiot and I refuse to use facebook chat. It fails in so many ways and I have no bloody idea how to use it most of the time, mainly because the only reason why I actually do use it is to go online, see who's alive and then go offline again, the minimize button doesn't exist in my brain. But my friend Diane:




Whom I love with all my heart said that regardless of the fact that during our half hour conversation I accidentally went offline near to ten times she still loves me and "doesn't judge, much". Dude, you rock!

And furthermore, HEY FATTEH, fuck you for leaving me bored on an already boring day! GEEZE. This is me going QQ. (For anyone who's not part of the three people that I force to read this blog, there's a reason I don't need to use names in this blog, BECAUSE ONLY THREE PEOPLE -as of today, usually I only forced two, but seeing as my friend got mentioned anyway you forgot the start of the sentence that will finish now didn't you wa!- FUCKING READ IT.)

P.S. The Boondock Saints = Best EVAR!!ONEONE11

K, I'm done for now

Little-J

Believe Me, I'm Lying.

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Hey buddy, yes you emotional fat whore. I'm talking to you. (You know who you are.) -This is my happy post? See I wasn't lying. But here goes?- ONEONE!!11

So today I have been in one of THE best moods I've ever found myself in (beside for that little glitch in the previous post of course) and pretty much because I'm drama free today. :) I couldn't care less about anything that has ever caused drama in my life ever. EVAR!!ONEONE11.

Anyway, seeing as I want to remember this day and how really good I felt earlier, and in ways still do I, took some photos of myself smiling. Now if you know me, you'll know that I HATE smiling on photos, it makes me look siff, FATTEH DISLIKES.! But I did it and here is a montage of my favourite ones:




I also did something today I've never done in my life, and that is phone strangers for my work and tell them their shit has arrived, or we couldn't get their shit. I feel stoked with myself.

Also above mentioned person, my buddy Phil and I have been trolling all over this AMAZING site found here:
WOLVERINES!!ONEONE11
click this link, it'll change your life. It's been A Day To Remember. (heehee)

Over and Out.
Little-J.